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realdisaster:

( kramred )

[text - Julie]: why would you do that?!
[text - Julie]: where are you??

( sms → mark bond 🙏 ) walmart
( sms → mark bond 🙏 ) duh
( sms → mark bond 🙏 ) shit wait
( sms → mark bond 🙏 ) DON’T TRY TO STOP ME IT’S FOR A MEME

[text - Julie]: Julie i swear if you’re gonna do that.
[text - Julie]: And i’m not gonna be surprise if you post a pic of you coming down the hill on instagram
[text - Julie]: I mean DONT FUCKING DO IT

     
@realdisaster | cont.;

[text - Julie]: why would you do that?!
[text - Julie]: where are you??

   
SEND ME A ☄ FOR A BLOGRATE | @realdisaster
(100% HONEST OPINION, MIGHT BE HARSH. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.)

url:
not my style | meh | okay | coool | fab | perfect | omfg give it to me

icon:
not my style | meh | okay | coool | fab | perfect | omfg give it to me

theme:
not my style | meh | okay | coool | fab | perfect | omfg give it to me

posts:
not my style | meh | okay | coool | fab | perfect | omfg give it to me

overall:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 10++

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following?:
yes | no, sorry |  now

   
me (crying): 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
   
↕ julie is 5'1" :')
   
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Nah. I’m not a pornstar. I’ve found a different way to become popular.

Mark grumbled, feeling a little embarrassed that for someone he looks like a porn actor. Well, his voice might sound familiar to some of them? Who knows.

Anyway. I’m a youtuber. I make videos. Not THAT kind of videos. Just… playing games on camera. Well, not THAT kind of games, I MEAN YOU GET ME.

     
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What?! Do i look like a pornstar to you?!

He asked with a laugh, being a little uncomfortable for being compared with  pornstar! Well, it should be as a compliment in a way, because almost all male pornstars are in good shape! And handsome! Maybe. As far as Mark knows.

     

Yea, i.. I’m.. I’m just

Mark mumbled quietly, not knowing what to say. He’s scared to say that he’s a youtuber like it something very bad and embarrassing. Why? Nobody knows. Not even Mark himself.

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–It’s not actually! You just have to get it right!

Just before Mark starts to explain how his last name pronounced, a random person got close to them and asked Mark for a photo. He quickly looked at Julie and smiled awkwardly, then with a quiet agreement took a picture with his fan. Then they’re gone, and Mark’s cheeks got a little red.

–It’s a.. heh.. well

     

He laughed cheerfully at the name, already enjoying where this conversation going.

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Mark Bond, heh! Sounds pretty awesome! But i’m absolutely fine with my own name, Mark Fischbach sounds good as well!

Mark replied, looking at her with the same wide smile.