“ We came into the world like brother and brother,
And now let’s go hand in hand, not ONE before ANOTHER. ”
— William Shakespeare
We’re eating food in the shower
This is the pinnacle of your year
The night is only getting better as we get wetter and wetter
Hey is this mayo or conditioner I have no idea
Man, it’s getting crowded in here. Let’s towel off. Oh God, the Mariachi band!!!